DELAYED BLOG ENTRY
At the end of my last entry, I had a few things that I was going to talk about in this entry. That's not so much going to happen. It's been postponed due to...
MOVIE QUOTES
Quoting movies is the only thing I'm really good at. I'm a pretty good hockey player, and I'm an okay writer. And my abilities as a lover fall somewhere below that. Everything else I'm just mediocre at. This isn't something I'm upset about in any way. I just accept it and go about living my life.
I don't know why I'm so good at quoting movies. It's just something I've always been able to do. I remember things that I hear. Never anything important from my classes or things people say, but the voices of characters on screen just seem to get trapped in my head. It can be annoying, and I can certainly imagine that I get on people's nerves when they incorrectly quote a movie and I jump in like a superhero called to duty and set them straight.
I'm sorry.
Anyway...now it's time for
THE MOVIE QUOTE QUIZ
This is only the first in what I'm sure will be many. Here's a few hints...no movie is used more than once...all but one is out on video...and all ten of my favorite movies are present.
It's not a competition or anything. But if you get them all right, or even most of them right, then I'd say you have a fairly comprehensive knowledge of film (or at the very least as comprehensive as mine), and you also probably have no life.
And therefore you have my pity.
Good luck...
1) I have hidden your keys! You must chill!
2) Sorry, the baywatch is closed today.
3) I think she said "feck."
4) Money can't buy knives.
5) I always choked on the silver spoon.
6) There's no fighting in here. This is the war room.
7) A bruise on the leg is a long way from the heart, candyass.
8) Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
9) Don't say "goodbye." Say "good journey."
10) For a vegetarian Rents, you're an evil fucking shot.
11) You'll look back on ten phone calls a night as the golden age!
12) The quarterback is toast.
13) You see the size of that gun he fired at us? It was bigger than him.
14) She's a dancer who doesn't dance. Her friend's a painter who doesn't paint. It's like a soho version of the island of misfit toys.
15) Didn't know Pudge was gonna hit a homer.
16) I'll trace a chalkline around your dead fucking body!
17) Who's Lou!?!?!
18) I gotta go Julia, we've got cows.
19) You don't just...hook up with the next fellow who walks by.
20) I think a plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen.
21) Pool on the roof must have a leak.
22) Mr. Manic, you are not knowing your fluids. This is battery fluid.
23) You weigh a little more than 108.
24) What we have here is failure to communicate.
25) Hurts when they poke you in the chest like that, huh?
Bonus: If you were a Gah-nome, then you'd know that the "G" in Gah-nome is silent. It's "gnome." (If you get this one, then God help you)
Looking back I think I might have made this a little too easy. Oh well, like I said...there'll be more to come.
God I wish my girlfriend lived closer.
At the end of my last entry, I had a few things that I was going to talk about in this entry. That's not so much going to happen. It's been postponed due to...
MOVIE QUOTES
Quoting movies is the only thing I'm really good at. I'm a pretty good hockey player, and I'm an okay writer. And my abilities as a lover fall somewhere below that. Everything else I'm just mediocre at. This isn't something I'm upset about in any way. I just accept it and go about living my life.
I don't know why I'm so good at quoting movies. It's just something I've always been able to do. I remember things that I hear. Never anything important from my classes or things people say, but the voices of characters on screen just seem to get trapped in my head. It can be annoying, and I can certainly imagine that I get on people's nerves when they incorrectly quote a movie and I jump in like a superhero called to duty and set them straight.
I'm sorry.
Anyway...now it's time for
THE MOVIE QUOTE QUIZ
This is only the first in what I'm sure will be many. Here's a few hints...no movie is used more than once...all but one is out on video...and all ten of my favorite movies are present.
It's not a competition or anything. But if you get them all right, or even most of them right, then I'd say you have a fairly comprehensive knowledge of film (or at the very least as comprehensive as mine), and you also probably have no life.
And therefore you have my pity.
Good luck...
1) I have hidden your keys! You must chill!
2) Sorry, the baywatch is closed today.
3) I think she said "feck."
4) Money can't buy knives.
5) I always choked on the silver spoon.
6) There's no fighting in here. This is the war room.
7) A bruise on the leg is a long way from the heart, candyass.
8) Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
9) Don't say "goodbye." Say "good journey."
10) For a vegetarian Rents, you're an evil fucking shot.
11) You'll look back on ten phone calls a night as the golden age!
12) The quarterback is toast.
13) You see the size of that gun he fired at us? It was bigger than him.
14) She's a dancer who doesn't dance. Her friend's a painter who doesn't paint. It's like a soho version of the island of misfit toys.
15) Didn't know Pudge was gonna hit a homer.
16) I'll trace a chalkline around your dead fucking body!
17) Who's Lou!?!?!
18) I gotta go Julia, we've got cows.
19) You don't just...hook up with the next fellow who walks by.
20) I think a plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen.
21) Pool on the roof must have a leak.
22) Mr. Manic, you are not knowing your fluids. This is battery fluid.
23) You weigh a little more than 108.
24) What we have here is failure to communicate.
25) Hurts when they poke you in the chest like that, huh?
Bonus: If you were a Gah-nome, then you'd know that the "G" in Gah-nome is silent. It's "gnome." (If you get this one, then God help you)
Looking back I think I might have made this a little too easy. Oh well, like I said...there'll be more to come.
God I wish my girlfriend lived closer.
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