THAT SHIT WEAKENS LEGS
For some reason, I now find myself with a girlfriend for the first time in over a year, and I have no idea what to do with myself.
It's not so much that I feel as though some of my freedoms have been taken away. Of course that's part of it. I mean what's the protocol. Am I still allowed to pull a 180 if an attractive girl walks by? I suppose if it's not it the presence of my signifcant other than no harm no foul.
I'm completely inept when it comes to relationships. I never know what to say and what not to say. It truly is sad that I've lived for damn near 20 years and I still don't have a friggen clue when it comes to women.
SPORTS NIGHT REBORN
Seeing as how I have nothing better to do with my life, I've decided that I'm going to begin writing the third season of Sports Night, picking up right where Sorkin left off. Some might label this as crazy. Still others might say it's a complete waste of my time. God knows theres plenty of evidence to support both claims but I don't really care. All I wanna do is what I wanna do.
CRAZY GIRLS AND CORN FIELDS
You ever look at your friends and wonder how the fuck am I friends with these people? Lately I've been doing that with certain girls who shall remain anonymous. What the fuck was I thinking? How did these girls become my friends? It's not that I have a problem with stupid people. That's fine. It's just that I don't want to see these people any more. I want to take them to the corn field, and I don't see a damn thing wrong with that.
For some reason, I now find myself with a girlfriend for the first time in over a year, and I have no idea what to do with myself.
It's not so much that I feel as though some of my freedoms have been taken away. Of course that's part of it. I mean what's the protocol. Am I still allowed to pull a 180 if an attractive girl walks by? I suppose if it's not it the presence of my signifcant other than no harm no foul.
I'm completely inept when it comes to relationships. I never know what to say and what not to say. It truly is sad that I've lived for damn near 20 years and I still don't have a friggen clue when it comes to women.
SPORTS NIGHT REBORN
Seeing as how I have nothing better to do with my life, I've decided that I'm going to begin writing the third season of Sports Night, picking up right where Sorkin left off. Some might label this as crazy. Still others might say it's a complete waste of my time. God knows theres plenty of evidence to support both claims but I don't really care. All I wanna do is what I wanna do.
CRAZY GIRLS AND CORN FIELDS
You ever look at your friends and wonder how the fuck am I friends with these people? Lately I've been doing that with certain girls who shall remain anonymous. What the fuck was I thinking? How did these girls become my friends? It's not that I have a problem with stupid people. That's fine. It's just that I don't want to see these people any more. I want to take them to the corn field, and I don't see a damn thing wrong with that.
